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November 29, 2014

The Right Way To Control Illegal Aliens ......Period !!!



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November 28, 2014

Thanksgiving Day on "An Especially Beautiful Hammock", Little Tybee Island, Georgia



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Thanksgiving Day 2014 - "An Especially Beautiful Hammocl"



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Thanksgiving Day 2014 - "An Especially Beautiful Hammocl"



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Thanksgiving Day 2014 - "An Especially Beautiful Hammocl"



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Thanksgiving Cheers To All !!!!



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November 24, 2014

Raising The Flag or Back To The Hammock or The Rise of S/V CLOWN-FX


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So here I am on the prefaces of defining how a little boat can make a difference.....in a lot of ways.
Thanksgiving is a two days away. I am going back to the "Especially Beautiful Hammock", the place made famous by me. ( Not Bragging ) It has been almost a year now since I was there. I don't know what to expect except that I will be putting it back in order. I will once again raise the American Flag on the hammock. A flag that is welcoming to all, just the way the flag is regarded thru out the world.
Only today did I realize that all my Thanksgiving days for a lot of years have been spent here. It is only right. This little piece of land has brought great happiness to many people. Myself being one of them. It is full of memories like in the video above and many more videos and photos.
The S/V CLOWN-FX will make her maiden voyage on Wednesday. For me it is a long awaited escape. I plan to find some really shallow holes to hunker down in and fish and relax and just fucking chill. So to the reader of this blog I am officially gone sailing. Never fear....I have the technology to post on the whole trip. Weather I do it or not is yet to be seen. LOL
Happy Thanksgiving to all. Lets all look past us and pray for all.



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Cheers all you damn turkeys !!!!


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November 19, 2014

Round Two - It's A Knock Out or The Boat That Died In Someones Dreams

I see this all the time, folks that have pipe dreams of how they are going to rebuild/upgrade/fix/ their sailboat. Thus my meaning when I put PIPE DREAMS in my last post about this boat. It is a pipe dream for the vast majority of people that buy and own sailboats. A sad and pitiful summation, but true. Folks just don't get the whole "Ocean" thing and the toll it takes on everything that is put into it. The Ocean/Sea or what ever you want to call it eats everything you put into it ........everything. Except for gold. Go Figure?!?!?
So for thousands of years us humans have took steps to keep the ocean from taking what is ours. It is a constant fight. Constant. And then you see some fucking dreamer take a boat that is so flipping fabulous and park it and let it die.
Back in the day in Salem they put witches on a pole and burnt them. I think the had the wrong fucking victim. It should have been the treasonous captains that failed there responsibilities as a Captain and let their boats flounder.....and die. Those are the true criminals.
If you know that you cant take care of that fucking boat then open your stupid ass mouth and say so. Yell it out in the streets...."Hey!!! I have a boat! She is full of life!! But I have died. Please take her....Please. Don't let her suffer like I am. I am sorry I lost my way. And ....."Thank You" for saving her.
But that is just one poor ass sailors opinion.


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The Dead Boat - 1973 Carter 33' Sailboat



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The Dead Boat - 1973 Carter 33' Sailboat


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The Dead Boat - 1973 Carter 33' Sailboat


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Cheers to the dreamers......and no, I don't mean fucking wetback Mexicans or salvidorians or any other law breaking fucking illegal aliens.
Get over yourself barak hussain obama . Your are the worst scum on this planet. Hate does not describe what I think of you and all you punks that voted for him. That includes the liberal scum that I know personally that voted for him. You are all the dumbest species on the planet. Hope your happy.


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On a closing note about today......tomorrow this boy that is in the white house is going to stick his sword into the back of every single man, woman and child in America. It is not a little knife that if you jump up and down and scream and run that might fall out. No. It is a sword. It is the same sword that he has yielded from the first day in office. You cant just shake it out. It is going to be inside of you for a long time. It is going to rust and corrode inside of America, exactly like he planned from the start. You will not be able to pull it out fast and feel relief. It is going to bleed for a long time. It is going to fester and cause diseases. It is going to tear America apart. Exactly as he planned. He is not a black man. But he was assumed to be one. That is why when this shallow little man ran for office he was elected by all the shallow little people that did not know what they were doing. All the shallow little people voted on skin color alone. That is how shallow and STUPID they were. And I say stupid not in disrespect for the individual, but for the system that made them STUPID !
All you black people, you African Americans that voted for this man are going to be bent over tomorrow and have big government dick shoved right up your ass.
He loves Mexicans. He loves El Salvadorians and any other illegal aliens he can import. But he doesn't give a shit about you. Tomorrow he is going to not only bend you over he is going to cum in your face. You stupid, stupid people. And you worry about "Ferguson" and a cop shooting? Really. REALLY???????
Amazing....It is totally amazing that all the blacks came out to vote for this nigger, punk ass, socialist pig and they don't even see the biggest knife in the closet is in there gut....tomorrow. Not in the white mans gut. In there gut.
How you continue as a black race to let yourself get fucked is a statement of how true socialism works. Bravo.
A pig that never had a job in his life is about to destroy the country........and the black people look on and cheer.
Where is the intelligence.......really? Where is it America?


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November 17, 2014

"2nd Vote, Get It, Got It, Done.

Project Boat? or Pipe Dream? or Pain Freak?

The thought that I would even be thinking of a project like this after The Anole is just totally insane. I know the time and money involved in a project like this.
A little background, a fellow worker pointed this boat out to me and you know me, got to dig deeper. This boat is not far from where I work. I actually stopped in today and took some photos and talked to the owner's wife. And then this evening I talked to the owner and got permission to go aboard and check the boat out. So more photos will come.
What I know so far: It is a 1973 Carter 33' sailboat. Check out the history of Carter, the designer. My first thought was walk away, walk away fast. And don't turn around. But after reading the history of this boat and looking at its hull design again.....well I will go back for round two. I think he is going to want way more than it is worth. But he is willing to let me work on it there and use his woodshop to restore her. Remember now, I am the big ass "Karma" believer. Everything in the universe happens for a reason.
More: The boat has sit there untouched for 10 fucking years. That is the worst thing you can do to a boat of any kind. Period. Nothing worse you can do to a sailboat. Also know that rain is getting inside because of a rotten companion way hatch. Which also means there are other life forms enjoying it's cozy comforts. The engine doesn't run. No bloody surprise there. The trailer was home made by the owner. Sturdy and sweet in my eye anyway.
The owner sound like a guy I would like to get to know. A true story teller that loves to talk. I already heard the story of him delivering one of the "Hilton" big wigs 72 foot boat from Florida to California just because there was not enough time to sail it there for his party. And having Ronald Regan sign the order to the State Patrol to escort it in California because the whole trip was illegal. Totally flipping amazing. He is a truck driver that use to deliver sailboats. That is what got him into sailing. This boat, the Carter, sailed from St. Croix to Florida and was brought here and parked and died.
The question now is should I breath life back into her lungs? You know me, never have walked away from a challenge that I wanted to conquer. But I am getting old and have my limits. I do think, however, that this boat could be like the Anole. I will never get my time investment back but because of it's history I would get my monetary investment back.
Right now I don't wont to pay for the boat. And I want pay more than a thousand with an agreement to work on it there. I don't think he will go for it but what the fuck. Shit happens.
So, a pipe dream? Or am I a pain freak? Well I am an Aquarian, a dreamer, and pain can be ignored if their is vision. Just saying.
I am not going to post all the first photos here. So click on any of them to see more of them. Man I get tired of saying that on this blog. But I think of Rush Limbaugh's saying.....there are new visitors reading my insanity every day. LOL


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1973 Carter 33' Sailboat (12)



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1973 Carter 33' Sailboat (9)


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1973 Carter 33' Sailboat (6)


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1973 Carter 33' Sailboat (5)



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1973 Carter 33' Sailboat (4)



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Cheers from the lair of the pain freak !!!!


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November 16, 2014

20 Mule Team Effort or Sun Power ON or Messing About On Boats

So there I was, thinking I was going to actually take a weekend off, not. There never really is time off in the real world unless your a welfare-government-free loading, generations in the fucking getto, give me something for nothing, obama voting piece of shit, Yeah, for those losers, low information voter scum, every day is a day off. Go Figure !!!!????

Ok, got past that. Working on the boat all weekend. You may ask why have I not taken the boat out yet? Good question. If your smart and a boat owner.......lets go back to that word smart. A good example of a stupid person is Nancy Pulosky(? who in the hell wants to know how to spell that)
The good example of a smart person is Ted Cruz. In my opinion the smartest man on the frigging planet do date.
Compare the two people. (ok you can stop laughing now)
Anyway, got the solar network in order. Took the carburetor apart and cleared the clogged high speed jet, engine runs great. Installed electrical shore power breakers in boat.
Hosted the 90 percent jib that was on the boat, it is not the right sail for the boat. Way to short, but will work for now. And got the jib sheets figured out, cut and in place.
But the biggest problem that I dealt with this weekend is "Black Mold". After my last boat Take Five I know very well the dangers of "Black Mold". It is an evil, evil enemy of the live aboard sailor. I cleaned from top to bottom the whole sailboat before I moved in. And it was mold infested. But the one thing I didn't clean was the v-berth cushions. Those were taken out of the boat and soaked with 20 Mule Team Borax and vinegar. Then all the bedding and covers taken to the laundry, with the Borax.
You may think that this is bs but I can smell mold on a boat. Really. I have also incorporated Concrobium into my cleaning process for my boat from this day forward.
Get on board people, black mold will fucking kill you! If you are on a sailboat...get a grip, protect yourself.
That's all I got to say about that.


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New Boat Logos Profile



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Scrooge Surfer



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cheers yawl, ya hear?!?!?!


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November 15, 2014

ISIS , America's Homegrown Army or How Stupid Politicians Fuck Things Up

Captain Gary put a couple of movies on a flash drive for me the other day. They both blew me away. I consider myself to be somewhat politically astute. I have the ability to see both sides and weigh them. Most of our population can do neither. And I thought that I was pretty good at reading between the lines when it comes to politics. Sometimes I find myself asking "how could I have been so stupid?" These two movies made me ask that question once again. Try to find the time to watch them both. You will not be disappointed.
We as Americans have allowed our government to become so big and so corrupt that we have actually created our own enemies and are at war with them. And the worst part is that it may never end. The monster we have created I fear may not be able to be killed. After you see both of these movies you will no longer have to ask what is motivating the rise of radicals. But an even bigger fear, for me anyway, is that if this government is not hacked off at the knees soon.....then there may very well be a coming civil war. And it will not be pretty.


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Cheers !

November 11, 2014

The Little Motor That Can or Bring On The Damned Old Thanksgiving Weekend

So there I was.....dreading the fact that the motor might have some issues that I can't solve. Here it is Thanksgiving weekend is coming up and I have a maiden voyage to make. I had already found that the fuel pump on the "Little Motor That Can" was fucked. So I found the original part number and ordered it....$120.00 later I got it. Strange.....it is not like the fuel pump that I took off the motor. What's up with that? Well what's up with that is that someone didn't know what the fuck they were doing when they put a wrong fuel pump on the motor. So I did it right. I had to order the right spark plugs, Champion L78V, a very hard to find "right" plug for the motor. I changed the fuel lines, the primer bulb and was just waiting for the fuel pump. It came in today. Immediately I saw that the new pump was not like the old pump.....sounds like Sesame Street right? Well yes, some pumps just aint like the others, some pumps just aint the same, but some pumps are the right ones. Just got to know the right ones, and I do. For all you brain dead people, like Obama voters, you can not substitute shit parts for the right parts when it comes to marine motors. Now I know there are a lot of rednecks that will disagree. Don't call me to tow you back to the dock. I got shit to do and your dumb ass problems are not one of them.
When you work on boat motors do it right, pay for the right parts and pay for the experienced mechanic if you don't know what the fuck you doing. Just saying.
So the "Little Motor That Can" is running.

On to the next issues before I take my Thanksgiving Weekend sabbatical.
Still got lots of shit to do. All this coming weeking......boat logos ......yep more good stuff. And lots of stuff you don't know.........but I do want to post some photos of the boat changes in progress.

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Finally got my Bible today. This is a must, for all you Obama voters, you must have the operators manual.

The Little Motor That Can



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Cheers Yawll, ya hear? !



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Want To Make A Bet And Win?

The Volkswagen Mustang Theory
By Butch Petty


So you like to gamble? Even better do you like to win when you gamble? Why hell yeah you do. Only a brain dead idiot, like Obama voters, would not like to win. So let me tell you how you can gamble and win 90% of the time. It is a fun little wager game that anyone can play and win at.

This all started back when I had a girlfriend her in Georgia that drove a Volkswagen Jetta. It was a little car that I had never paid any attention to and could care less about. But my girlfriend was beautiful, very beautiful. And so I started looking around me as I drove around and took trips. It was always the same, well 90% of the time, the women that drove Volkswagens were beautiful. And I mean really beautiful women. It was always the same.
Then at another point in my life around the same time period I started noticing that the women that drove mustangs were always, we 90% of the time, ugly. And when I say ugly I do mean ugly. Most of them were really fat women. It was as if women were buying the sexy Mustangs to try to make them appear sexy. It doesn’t work by the way.

Then one time I was on a road trip with my brother and he loves Mustangs but he also had the same taste in women and beautiful women as I did. So I offered him to play a game (theory) with me. This is how the game would be played: Each time we saw a Mustang if the woman was beautiful I would give him a dollar. But each time we saw a Volkswagen if the woman was beautiful he would give me a dollar. By the time we got to Key West, Florida he owed me $75.00 and my beer for the fishing trip was paid for.

It is really so funny and simple how the game(theory) works. Most people instantly think the Mustang is going to have the sexy women and I willingly let them be the Mustang bet holder. I have played this game on unsuspecting friends dozens of time since and won big every single time. In the process I have opened up a lot of eyes to not only Volkswagens but to the mind of the ugly woman.

So have fun and enjoy this little wager game. And remember when the money rolls in to hit my “Donate” button on my blog occasionally. I could use the beer money.


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Beifall (Cheers in German) !!!!!


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November 09, 2014

The Mysterious Cemetery

Us humans have an attraction or should I say curiosity about death and anything that is "death". Ghosts are a good example. People actually pay for "ghost tours" in Savannah. Go Figure. Weird if you ask me. But hey, I'm into sailboats. Some folks call that weird. LOL

So if you traveling up Hwy. 25 twords Millen, a couple of miles out of the town up on a hill top, if your paying attention you will see this bunch or weird looking white stuff sticking up out of the earth. Really hard to tell what it is from the highway. As I drove up I was really impressed by the place. It was meticulously kept up and clean. But one thing had me baffled. The was no plaque or sign or posting saying just what the hell it was. Yeah, I know it's dead people, but why there? Who put them there? Nothing. I got the impression that whoever made this place had big money. It screams "big money". These are not pauper's graves by a long shot. Matter of fact if you look close you will see a monument of a dog and a fat dog at that inside the fenced area of the rich folks graves. Go figure. LOL You think a dog is buried there? I bet my money on it.

Any way..... this place is at the intersection of "Old Savannah Road" and highway 25.

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The Mysterious Cemetery


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The Mysterious Cemetery


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Cheers to the "Dead People" !!!


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Rest In Peace Little "Corky"

"Corky" had a good life with Scott Daubert and his wife Stepanie for lots of years. The last couple were really hard on the poor guy. He was blind and death. And being small as he was stairs were sometime an impossible route. He had a bed fit for a dog King over in the corner where he spent most of the last days. He is in a better place now.

Rest in Peace little guy.




R.I.P "Corky"

November 08, 2014

Looking Around The Tiny Historical Town Of Ebenezer, Georgia

One of the perks of driving for a living is that you run across really cool places that are filled with history and mystery. I finally got to be at Ebenezer, Georgia at lunchtime one day. I was blown away by what was left of this town. At one time it was a thriving little colony, now it is all of one block long. But the amazing history of the place will remain forever.
Click on any photo to see more.



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Scenes From Ebenezer, Georgia



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Scenes From Ebenezer, Georgia


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Scenes From Ebenezer, Georgia


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Cheers !!



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November 07, 2014

S/V Joy Gets A New Rudder

This is a follow up to the previous post about the S/V Joy.
The days being as short as they are now and me being as busy as I am lately I didn't get to get any photos of the damage to the rudder on Joy. But I did get to swing by for a few "Droid" photos of her hull while she was still on the hard. I've got to say that this boat is just as beautiful below the water line as she is above. This boat was built for the worst the sea could throw at her. By the way this is a Chuck Paine 30 - The design is the "Leigh" - and of course it is a Cutter Rig. Just in case you are wondering.
So she will be splashed soon and back here at the marina.


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S/V Joy Gets Repairs



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S/V Joy Gets Repairs


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Cheers !!!


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November 04, 2014

Teach Your Children Well

On this election night, it is 7:28 here, the tally has not come in yet. I just want to say one thing about this and all other elections, Teach Your Children Well.
The problem in my humble opinion is two fold. Term laments and education. If we can turn the two of those around we will be golden.
The chances of that happening in the near future depends on the "Tea Party". And if you are one of the fucking idiots that are going to believe all the up coming stories of how the "Tea Party" is dead then you are not going to understand that the survival of this country depend on "The Tea Party".
You go guys, all the "Tea Party" that got out and voted and didn't sit on your fucking ass and wine like a little baby.
You ARE the heart of the future of America. Thank you!!!!



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Cheers Yawll, get out and go vote......PLEASE !!!


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